the-safeword-is-dracula:

shiraae:

adiostomylegs:

festeringiguanas:

meggannn:

jellophish:

yuki-kiku:

yourcreepyuncle:

actually

oh

oh…

…oh.

o…h…..

…o….h…

oh

i like gray better

trips-choice-ass:

f is for friends who do stuff together

u is for u and me

c is for cocks that go up in asses

and k is for potassium

mortson:

solarmetronome:

The Dave Strider with the amazing Caledscratch. It also has built in speakers and the record rotates. 

holy shit

tastefullyoffensive:

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scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

venomgurl4:

QWOP guy at anime north

TIA LOOK IT’S MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

octopickles:

lizawithazed:

rexiv:

Melanism

(the opposite of Albinism)

Gorgeous.

But that snake… holy crap it’s beautiful.

littlejoi:

“i have a complicated relationship with zombies; they’re dangerous, but i love their swagger.”-Tina

sporktron:

pacifistic-badass:

liamdryden:

This ring features a complete band of Gibeon Meteorite framed and mounted in an 18k gold band. The meteorite has been etched with nitric acid to reveal the characteristic patterns, or Widmanstatten figures, of iron meteorites, and set with 9 gemstones representing the planets of our Solar System. Mercury is represented by a rust colored Sapphire, Venus a golden Sapphire, Earth an irradiated blue Diamond, Mars a Ruby, Jupiter an Opal, Saturn a Cats Eye Chrysoberyl with an inlaid 24k gold ring, Uranus a green Sapphire, Neptune a blue Sapphire and Pluto a black Diamond. What really makes this ring special is that the band of meteorite spins independent of the gold ring, so when it is on, the planets rotate around the wearer’s finger.

TL;DR SPACE RING GIMME

If you want to marry me, you better buy me this ring.

I need this D: